[SpacemanFL]

Not trying to work your side of the street but here is one I just came up with:

You're a true poker junkie if...
you wear sunglasses even when playing online.

 

[SpacemanFL]

I added it to my site but you can use it too if you like.

 

[SpacemanFL]

Order 1 ea. of all my t-shirts and we'll call it even.