LOL! Casey, I hear ya on that one...Its funny because being a true jeans junkie, I have been collecting jeans since early teens...I hang all jeans, my high end (Citizens of Humanity, Rock N Republic, AG, G-Star Raw, James Jeans, J & Company, Twill TwentyTwo, etc.) and my cheapy jeans that I bought for $1.00 at the vintage store. I get more compliments on my cheapy jeans than my high end fashion ones. I am a sucker for distressed flare jeans. The more distressed the better. The older jeans I've had for many years are sooo original, I will not throw them away. Jeans are timeless...In fact, I still have my old Guess jeans when they first came out in the early 80's. I also have Levis, I've worn once. Its about 15 years old...still in great condition...