I'm sorry, that made me chuckle. We ordered Gildan 2000's once and got shirts of all the same size, but the length of the shirt was different on each one. Noticeably different (as in INCHES).The Beefy T's are softer because they are ringspun cotton and should get softer with age. I like Gildan but they tend to be quite 'hard/rough' compared to Beefy and I recently noticed a Gildan I have been wearing for 9 months has different size sleeves on it! The right is longer and wider than the left!