That's the problem with "fit". What's funny to one person, seems perfectly normal to the next
Alstyle is used by a lot of top surfwear/skatewear companies. It's got a pretty standard fit. I actually prefer alstyle 1701 to a lot of other brands.
To find something that is going to fit your specific needs is probably going to require lots of sample buying and testing. Even then, you're going to have customers that may think the t-shirt fits funny to "them" and wish you would have selected a different brand
Other brands/styles you could try include American Apparel 2001, pacific sports, Alternative Apparel AA05, Continental Clothing, Bare Apparel, Article1 (they have a nice euro fit t-shirt that is very soft), etc.